OH MY GOD
Well, that was unexpected.
whAT EVEN IS GOING ON>??
ok I’ve seen this like 8 times on my dash and ignored it but now I finally watched it because I was like “okay this has to be SOMETHING good because everyone I fucking follow is reblogging it”
I was not fucking let down at all.
Vampire Weekend accepting their Grammy Award for Best Alternative Album
A Netflix spokesperson confirmed to The Huffington Post that this incredible, “Star Trek”-laden back-and-forth between a subscriber and a customer service representative is indeed real.
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
The most popular song of the summer is about how consent is boring and women are just animals and they just need a good hard dicking from a real man to sort them out, with a music video featuring empowered men running around in suits while naked women are relegated to literally holding livestock and acting as sex objects and I just do not have the words to express how upset and angry that makes me
Robin Thicke Is An Asshole Douchenozzle Pisslord Fuckerman
"The cable modem stopped flashing" pick your url now honey, you’ve found your spiritual home
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in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
OH by the way tonight my friends and i were talking about the social concept of guys buying girls drinks in bars and like whY DOESN’T THAT HAPPEN IN BOOKSTORES BECAUSE IF A GUY CAME UP TO ME IN BARNES AND NOBLE AND ASKED ME WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT AND TALKED TO ME ABOUT IT AND OFFERED TO BUY IT FOR ME THERE IS A 1000000% CHANCE I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM PROBABLY